Jodie Marsh is reportedly so desperate for a baby that she advertised for a sperm donor on live radio.

Just weeks ago Jodie revealed that she is off men and is now enjoying a lesbian relationship with her hairdresser, Nina who she has know for 12 years apparently.

Jodie Marsh made her sperm donor appeal during an appearance on Tim Shaw’s show on Absolute Radio, formally known as Virgin Radio.
Speaking about Nina, Jodie Marsh said, “I’ve had loads of s**t men.
“I can see why women turn lesbian, because you get to the point where you’re sick of hearing so much f***ing bull***t, so you start to look elsewhere.
“I love the way she kisses and she doesn’t f–k me about.
“I feel comfortable with her. Nina’s as sexy as any man.
“If I’m going to watch porn, I’ll only watch girl on girl. Two girls together turn me on.”

GERMANY

Paris Hilton has reportedly purchased a former London brothel.

Paris is said to be thrilled with her £850,000 investment. The property is located in the East End of London.
Paris said, “It’s just beautiful. It doesn’t have regular rooms but is more like a maze.
“It used to be an opium den and still has iron joists where pirates and thieves were shackled to the wall.”

A source said, “Paris really appreciated the quirkiness of the place, and the knockdown price for such a unique building, and immediately put in an offer.”

Paris, who is currently filming ‘Paris Hilton’s My New BBF (British Best Friend)’ in the UK, has revealed that she has fallen in love with London.
She said, “I love London, it’s my favourite city in the world.
“I’m shooting my new show and having an amazing time.
“I love British people, they rock! Everything from their personalities, style and, of course, the accents.
“I would love to live here one day.”
“I love it here, I am going to move here permanently. I have already been here for one month and am much, much happier here.
“I love guys with English accents.
“I have met a really cute English guy, but it’s early days.”

ENGLAND

Colin Farrell has revealed how he lost weight for his new movie Triage.

Colin lived on black coffee, diet coke, and tuna to achieve his skeletal frame.
He lost 441bs (19.9.kg) by eating just two tins of tuna a day, washed down with coffee and coke to give him energy.

Colin admits that his diet wasn’t a healthy way to live.
He said, “It was kind of depressing.
“For a short space of time, it was grand. It was just calorie counting wasn’t a particularly healthy way of doing it.”

As for regaining the weight, Colin said it wasn’t difficult.
He said, “I just ate like a pig. ”

Triage is written and directed by Danis Tanovic. Colin Farrell plays a photojournalist who returns home from a dangerous assignment without his colleague and best friend. His girlfriend sets out to discover why.

EGYPT

Billie Piper has given birth to a baby boy.

Billie, 26, delivered her son by caesarean section, after a 26 hour labour, at approximately 1am on Tuesday at the private Portland Hospital in London. The baby weighed 6lb 11oz.
Billie’s husband Laurence Fox, 29, was at the hospital for the birth.

Speaking about motherhood recently Billie said, “For the moment, I’m just going to focus on being a mum and that’s kind of a relief because I don’t have to think about the rest of my career.”

According to reports Billie feared she would give birth in the back of her car as it refused to start when she went into labour.

Laurence Fox said, “He is beautiful. He is sweet.
“It was an emergency Caesarean.
“I’m tired but not as tired as her, no doubt. It was long and hard. She was in labour for more than 24 hours.”

Laurence briefly left his wife’s side to buy a bottle of Moet & Chandon champagne, he was wearing a rosette saying ‘Fabby Daddy’ on the left side of his chest.

He also wet the baby’s head with a pint of lager in the Green Man pub across from the Portland yesterday with a group of friends.

When asked the baby’s name Laurence Fox told the press that “it’s a private moment” but he felt “fantastic” becoming a father.
After the birth Laurence was reportedly spotted celebrating the birth of his son with a pint of lager in the Green Man pub across from the hospital, and showing friends baby pictures he’d taken on his mobile phone.

Billie Piper’s ex-hubby Chris Evans was seen arrriving at the hospital carrying lots of presents and he revealed to the press that Billie and Laurence Fox have named their son Winston James Fox?

Chris said of Billie, “She’s very happy and she looks wonderful. She’s really pleased. It’s tears of joy up there.”
He added, “I’ve not been informed if I am a godparent but here’s hoping.
“I got him a tractor. A remote-control tractor. Every little boy needs a tractor.”

After leaving the hospital Chris Evans wrote about the “absolute pure joy” of his first meeting with Billie’s “brand new shiny baby” on his internet diary, which he titled “Winston James Fox, welcome to Planet Earth”.
He wrote, “At the time of writing this, the little fella is not even 15 hours old.
“He is cute as you like and didn’t cry once for the few minutes I was there which was just a few moments ago.
“How cool is life?”

I used to drink in the Green Man when I worked in London, that’s one of the things I miss living here in France - pubs!

Congratulations to Billie Piper and Laurence Fox on their wonderful news.

DUBAI

Britney Spears papped at the International Dance Academy in Hollywood.
Britney wore a T-shirt with the words ‘The One I Love’ printed in the front. This is Britney’s first public appearance since her recent driving court case ended in a mistrial.

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Maybe Britney was just tired from her rehersal? But she looked very sad and unhappy to me.
I hope she is feeling well.

Belgium

Enrique Iglesias was reportedly shaken but unharmed after the plane he was travelling on over the Atlantic made an emergency landing on Monday.

Enrique Iglesias is busy working on a promotional tour of Europe following the release of his greatest hits album. He was aboard a private plane, flying from the U.S. when it was forced to shut down one of its engines before being diverted to Luton Airport in England.

Enrique’s agent said, “The highly skilled pilots managed to make a safe landing and nobody was hurt.”
A rep for Enrique Polydor label confirmed no one was injured.

Austria

Kate Hudson and Kelly Osbourne were just two of the stars who attended the opening of the new Burberry store in Beverly Hills.
The stars turned out to support Creative Director of Burberry, Christopher Bailey, and world-renowned fashion photographer Mario Testino for the new Burberry store.
Other stars at the even include, Mischa Barton, Anna Friel, Mena Suvari, Liv Tyler, Emily Van Camp, Milo Ventimiglia, Sam Riley, Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Stana Katic, Jamie King, and Amy Smart.

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ANDORRA

Britney Spears must be relieved that her misdemeanor trial for driving without a license has ended in a mistrial.

The foreman said in open court that the jury was deadlocked 10-2 in favor of finding Britney not guilty.

Judge James A. Steele said, “The jury is hopelessly deadlocked, and I declare this a mistrial” before dismissing the case after prosecutor Michael Amerian stated his desire not to retry Britney Spears.
Michael Amerian said, “I don’t think it’s appropriate to ask for retrial.”

Britney Spears had been accused of driving without a California license, stemming from an August 2007 fender-bender when she hit a stationary vehicle in a car park in Los Angeles.
Jamie Spears, testified that Britney had a Louisiana license on the day in question, and that she considers Louisiana her permanent residence, and she plans to return there to live.

Britney Spears’ attorney, Michael Flanagan said, “Today’s outcome shows my client did nothing wrong.
“I consider this a victory.
“Britney was vindicated in that she took on a system that attempted to make an example of her celebrity.”
Michael Flanagan added that he spoke with Jamie Spears, who was “ecstatic” the case was dropped.

Jury foreman Gary Moy, 45, a communications analyst (and one of two jurors who voted guilty), said at a press conference after the decision was announced, “We felt deadlocked from the beginning, there were lots of questions about lack of evidence, whether Spears had a Louisiana license or not, what the definition of residency was.
“We felt we were never given all the facts in the case.
“Some jurors felt their time was wasted.”

Britney Spears was reportedly offered a year of probation and a $150 fine, or no probation and a $1,000 fine.
But if she was convicted Britney would have had a misdemeanor on her record, and she did not want that, according to her defense attorney J. Michael Flanagan, which is why the case went to trial.
Michael Flanagan reportedly said he worked so many hours working on the case that he stopped billing Britney Spears by the hour.
After the trial, Michael Flanagan joked that his fees to Britney Spears are “probably a world record” for a driver’s license case.
He said the amount ended up being the same as what he would charge on a vehicular manslaughter case, even though no one died, although he did not disclose an exact fee.

Michael Flanagan also claimed that prosecutor Michael Amerian pursued the case against Britney Spears purely for political reasons.
Michael Flanagian said, “The prosecutor wanted a little attention, he’s running for city attorney.”

However Michael Amerian said he filed his papers to run for public office in March, well after Britney Spears was charged.
He said, “We have never at any time treated this case differently because the defendant is Britney Spears.”

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Good for Britney Spears for refusing a plea bargain, if she does as has been reported, intend to fight her ex-husband Kevin Federline for sole custody of their two young sons Sean Preston and Jayden James, she obviously knows the damage having a misdemeanor on her record could do to any future court case.

Angelina Jolie has finally admitted that she and Brad Pitt fell in love with each other whilst Brad was still married to Jennifer Aniston.

Previously Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have always insisted that they only fell for one another after Brad and Jennifer Aniston’s relationship had ended.

Angelina Jolie has now confessed that they found love on the set of Mr and Mrs Smith in 2004, which was when rumours of a romance between them first hit the news headlines, and long before Brad’s relationship with Jennifer Aniston was over.

Angelina Jolie revealed the truth during a recent interview where she spoke about being excited that her children will one day be able to watch Mr And Mrs Smith, and see where their mother and father first fell in love.
Angelina said, “Not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love.”

It’s doubtful Angelina Jolie will be concerned about the inevitable public backlash from Jennifer Aniston fans, as during the interview she also revealed, “I live in a bit of a bubble when it comes to people’s perceptions of me, which I’m sure is a very good thing, because I’m sure it’s not always very nice.”

Some reports are asking whether Angelina Jolie’s admission about her and Brad Pitt’s relationship was deliberate, or accidental, simply a slip-up during the interview because she was jet-lagged.

This revelation is hardly earth shattering news it is?
Surely anyone with any common sense knows that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got together whilst he was still married to Jennifer Aniston?
It’s old news now though, time to get over it?
As for Angelina Jolie’s confession being deliberate or accidental - Angelina Jolie is an actress, she’s knows, and understands, exactly what she is saying at all times, and especially when there is a new movie to be promoted.
Angelina Jolie’s new flick The Changeling hits cinema screens soon.

Nelly Furtado leaving The Max Payne Premiere.

Nelly Furtado recently revealed she secretly married her sound engineer boyfriend Demacio Catellonin in a private ceremony in July 2008.
Revealing the news Nelly said, “We are married July 19th. I love it.”

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SPAIN

Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s divorce has reportedly sparked comment from the biological father, Yohane Banda, of their adopted son David Banda.

According to several news reports David’s biological father has said that David would be better off living with him in Malawi rather than with Madonna.
Mr Yohane Banda said, “I am still a poor farmer with nothing to offer, but maybe he would be better off back with us.
“This woman Madonna told me herself that David was beautiful and made her happy and she promised to take good care of him.
“I thought she would take him away from the danger of malaria and other diseases that kill children here, and that she would let me know that he was happy.
“I have never heard from her since the day I agreed to let her adopt David.
“She has sent no photographs or news. I suppose she just wants him for herself.
“He doesn’t look happy in this picture. He looks bewildered.
“If there is no love in the family, is there any love for him?
“This is a new and terrible thing to happen to him. He is only three years old and he has been through so much.”

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There are several news stories out today claiming that Guy Ritchie is demanding more and more cash in his divorce settlement from Madonna, despite saying that he didn’t want any of her cash.
There are also lots of other stories which paint Madonna in a bad light, mentioning her alleged affair with Alex Rodriguez among several other topics.
I can’t be bothered to write about any of these reports, all this mud-slinging is very sad and common.
Arguing over money is also sad, after all money is only pieces of dirty paper - surely Madonna and Guy Ritchie have more important issues to concentrate on, like their children?

MALAWI

Vanessa Hudgens talking about breaking up with Zac Efron - in High School Musical 3.
High School Musical 3 opens this week, it focuses on graduation and the break-up of Vanessa’s and Zac’s characters Troy and Gabriella.

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SOUTH AFRICA

Brad Pitt is reportedly set to star in a futuristic adaptation of ‘The Odyssey’ by Homer.

Brad Pitt is reportedly keen to take the lead role in the Sci-Fi movie, which will be set in space?
The movie is to be directed by George Miller who also directed Mad Max and Babe.
Brad’s production company Plan B is expected to produce the movie.

Brad Pitt starred in the film Troy in 2004, which was supposedly an adaptation of Homer’s ‘The Iliad’.

This news report sounds slightly dodgy to me.
The Odyssey - set in space? I know Brad Pitt has starred in his share of flops but after his acclaimed role in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, would he knowingly sign up for a project that initially sounds as disastrous as this one?
Having read The Odyssey, I just can’t see it working in a futuristic space setting.
I guess time will tell.

PORTUGAL

Kim Kardashian and a couple of friends on Robertson.

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Nicole Richie has revealed that she loves being a mother to daughter Harlow, and that she may soon experience what life as a wife is like.

Nicole Richie recently appeared on the Ellen Degeneres show where she hinted that she will marry her lover and Harlow’s father Joel Madden.
When Nicole was asked is she will marry Joel, she replied, “Some day, of course.”

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden’s relationship was recently the topic of break-up rumours, which the couple dismissed.
Nicole said her family life couldn’t be better and that she is enjoying bringing Harlow with Joel.
Nicole said, “I’m having the best time of my life.
“Parenthood is easier than I thought.
“Everybody was saying, before giving birth, sleep now because you’ll never sleep with a baby but she sleeps 12 hours a day and I’m sleeping, too.
“She’s the sweetest little angel.”

As well as being a mother to daughter Harlow, Nicole Richie also recently enjoyed a cameo part in US comedy Chuck.

Nicole Richie outside La Conversation, West Hollywood

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Nicole Richie seems to have really matured since she became a mother.
It’s good to hear her say that parenthood is easier than she thought too.
I appreciate that becoming a parent can be a daunting experience for some people, but I have never understood why some parents moan about lack of sleep. I wish they could all appreciate the wonderful gift of being a parent.
It’s not difficult to get babies to sleep through the night from a very early age.
I even managed it when I was a very young teenager not with my own children - other peoples children. I used to work with several families looking after their babies, and I always managed to get them into a routine of sleeping right through the night.
There are three very easy steps to guarantee a baby will sleep through the night. I found they never failed for me, no matter how young the babies were, or how much trouble the parents told me they had getting their children to sleep.
It sounds like Nicole Richie knows what she’s doing too.

New Zealand